the wild wolves: Ten Sad Facts about Stannis Baratheon

stannisneedsahug:

  1. stannis baratheon spent his life trying to be more noble than his gross brother and his reward was jon arryn trying to send the repulsive sweetrobin to dragonstone to foster
  2. one time stannis baratheon went to a whorehouse to see robert’s baby and was like ‘oh this bastard child is so cute and not covered in grey rotting facial scales like my baby was’
  3. literally the best thing that has ever happened to stannis baratheon was meeting an evil vagina monster
  4. once when he asked robert why he didn’t get to rule storm’s end, robert just looked at him and laughed and laughed and laughed until his face was covered in robert-spit and then they just sort of ate dinner in silence
  5. the only song sung about stannis baratheon is an allegorical ballad about a grumpy lobster with no friends
  6. stannis is often woken in the middle of the night by patchface sliding under the covers to croon a sad sad song into his ear
  7. there is room under the covers because selyse has not slept in stannis’s bed in years
  8. this one time walder frey was desperately looking for a girl to marry off one of his kids to and he looked at shireen and was like ‘noooooope, not good enough’
  9. back when they were young strapping lads, renly got more pussy than stannis did
  10. and the saddest fact of all: stannis baratheon’s only friend is davos seaworth




“Fighting is better than this waiting. You don’t feel so helpless when you fight. You have a sword and a horse, sometimes an axe. When you’re armored it’s hard for anyone to hurt you.”


elenitahb:

It all goes back and back, to our mothers and fathers and theirs before them.




king-in-the-narrow-sea:

drogondracarys:

And Cersei began to cry.

Tyrion Lannister could not have been more astonished if Aegon the Conqueror himself had burst into the room, riding on a dragon and juggling lemon pies. He had not seen his sister weep since they were children together at Casterly Rock. Awkwardly, he took a step toward her. When your sister cries, you were supposed to comfort her … but this was Cersei.

#DID YOU SEE HOW HE KEPT LOOKING AWAY #LIKE#I KNOW YOU’RE WEAK RIGHT NOW #IM DOING YOU THIS CURTESY OF NOT LOOKING #BC WERE LANNISTERS #WERE STRONG #AND THEN I WEPT AND MY TEARS WERE BLOOD

God this scene! It was amazing.